I’m on a roll today….I need to speak my mind, like the guy I saw on t.v yesterday me too I don tire to make sense so I wan yarn some nonsense but I bet my nonsense will make at least a lil sense…..lol, he should have included a copyright law…..
Really I need to ask a question and you won’t understand unless you are BIG {by BIG I mean and ingeniously graceful} I really do….
Anyway, today in school as I was walking down the road on the way back from my job, I met a yoghurt hawker. This way up the creek we are used to seeing them totting their lil trucks/ trolleys with iced yoghurt and juice.
Well, this one committed a crime against me and all members of the big and ingeniously graceful community. He cornered me with his truck and offered me yoghurt….now I can see some people saying what’s wrong with that?
Am I the only one on this side of the coast that has noticed that food hawkers always offer food to the big and gracefuls!!!
“To be that big, she must have a real healthy appetite, let’s offer her yoghurt!
No, no, no it’s not my paranoia rearing its ugly head again!
Really, next time you are in a bus or on the streets watch out for a member of the community and find out….
First comes the “gala” man, “aunty buy now, e sweet”, you reply a polite no thank you,
Then comes chips going “aunty how many?” “One? “Two?’
Did I ask you?
Then cake, then the woman who sells “boli” smiles connivinly at you “fanning” her wares……
Really it’s all a huge conspiracy!
It’s a set up I say!!!
“at this time I am sincerely holding the largest piece of turkey I have ever seen and I am determined to finish it” mmm, delicious, what was I saying?
ehen, so you think all graciously endowed people have voracious appetites ehn? Is that why you ply our senses attacking us with your wares?
“This one na big girl, she go wan chop”. The next time I hear “sister you go buy?” I go vex!
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