feed and fork?

feed and fork....feed and fork...the last words of the deaconess echoed all around the church auditorium as if a taboo had occured in the house of the Lord,in the holy of holies!

a mist cleared from my eyes as i shook my head to clear the mist and the sound echoing deep within my medula...

but she said it to make her point sink in deeply, and trust me, it did, it sank deep, deep in the minds of the astonished young ladies who had just heard the greatly respected deaconess use the word we all prefered to use on the sly and cover our mouths coquettishly in great shock and lower our eyes and wrinkle our noses in great distaste as if we smelled something foul....all na for show!
so that we would seem like good christian girls who didint use the words fork, fork, fork...

anyway, deaconess was mad at us, mad at useless women in general and was pleading with us not to be women of no ambition, women who went,

my dia, i need to buy payint"

so she was urging us to be women of virtue and women who would be busy with thier hands and bring something to the table when we met the man who would tempt us enough to loose our minds and say the words that chain you to them forever? that kain thing..

so she said to make her point sink, i dont want any one of you to end up like those women all a man has to do to keep them is feed and fork...

so i urge you girls just like my deaconess shocked me to death making her point...

dont let them reduce you to FEED AND FORK!!!!!!