food glorious food
hot sausage and custard
ice cream on the move
cold berries and mustard!
of course ill blog on food..im on a diET!
i miss food, been eating just once a day for a while now, it seems funny that its when im on a diet, i begin to fantasise about food, right now as i type, im thinking of hot steamy pounded yam with stewed vegetables and lots and lots of stockfish, mummy style...
rice with steamy stewed peppers, stockfish and minced meats...hot eba with egusi soup and lotsa lotsa stockfish...i had better stop now before i hurt myself real bad...
been on a sugar diet as well, butt\ strictly cos of my health. so i miss coke. i miss coke..hi, my name is ify, and im a cokeaholic. a recovering cokeaholic. really, shucks.
dont really have nothing to blog about just blogging for the fun of it, havent been here in a while either so im gonna take my chances. had a birhtday pass by, was depressed as hell as usual. got a couple of books out of the deal, my favorite gifts were the sidney sheldon books i got from sanchez and the icarus girl from exschool nerd. thanks guys!
well, my love for food will never end, ulcers and all...
its funny that these would be on the same page but we cant talk about food without mentioning the joys of taking a dump...lol we actually can but id do it all the same...
the past four days ive come to appreciate the joys of taking a dump cos i had a lil case of food poisoning...
i wont mention heaving and throwing up...that part made me really sad but even more embarrassing was having to take a dump nearly 12 times a day!
even when i was trying to control it, it was driving me nuts!
like i was at a friends place recently, you know how there are some friends you are not comfortable using the bathroom in front of, especially if they are guys?
well, i was in a friends place last week, and his friends were there as well, i was meeting them for the 2nd time or so and still trying to make a good impression forming quiet and composed and all that....
and here comes the urge to take a dump...and this aint the usual, comes with a sharp twinge of pain, where your face crumples up and is locked in a grimace.
are you ok? thats me they are asking...im fine..
attack two,my face resembles a troll's now...
are you sure you are okay?
im fine. may i use your bathroom?
bad enough im using your bathroom and you all have to pause the movie we were watching trying to be polite but i dont want you to. no we'll wait for you.
see now they can gauge the amount of time i spend in here while waiting so they can finish thier movie...damn!
so im taking the glorious dump and my tummy starts to misbehave big time!!
the bathroom is right next to the living room and not really sound proof if you know what i mean,
tummy trouble...kpooom! thats me passing gas and trying to keep it quiet...
kpooooooom! wow, why does this stuff happen to only me!!!!!
kpoom kpoom! what the !@#$% is this about? im a good kid,im a lady we dont do this shit!
how am i going to go out and face everybody now?
wait, here's ma cellphone...i know what to do...i start playing kanye west's stronger, the loudest volume i can get...that that that that dont kill me...kpooom
can only make me stronger...kpoom kpoom
i need you to come here now...kpoosh
cos i cant wait much longer....kpo
i need you right now...Jesus that's the only way i coulda covered up,
but they are really good folks, either they didnt hear, or they be very polite folk cos not a word was said...lol
